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Damian Wayne | Robin ([personal profile] earlybird) wrote in [community profile] dreamsanddisasters2014-11-20 04:28 am

Pokemon AU ( p l u s )

[ His father's words still ring in his ears. Nagging. Aggravating. Lies.

"She made you for this purpose."

And his father believes them, wholly, because of some ridiculous fever dream. Believes that Damian would--

"When you die, you'll take every living thing down with you."

--he wouldn't. He won't. It's preposterous, and more, it's insulting. He is, was, the only one of his kind, and what would his father or his mother know about what he can do? Nothing, that's what. Damian knows himself best, and he's fast and recovers quickly and his Oblivion Wing move is magnificent and unique and his, but he would never--

"You're staying in the Cave until we decide how to handle this best."

As if. No sooner had Bruce declared him under lock-down than he'd escaped, took to the skies (a tiny, strange bird with a red underbelly and a grey back and claws on its wings, not a Pokemon you'd ever see again in your life). Blüdhaven is maybe a half hour's flight away, and Grayson's apartment easy to find, even if he'd only ever visited by car. He dives down, alights upon the window ledge, and whacks insistently at it with a wing, claws leaving scratches in the glass. ]


Grayson!
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[personal profile] batsdontdance 2014-11-24 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
[That was almost less helpful than being picky, at least when he was only used to having to feed himself.]

Fine. Then I'm ordering pizza. Speak now, or end up with toppings that are terrible.

[Yes, he's going for the junkiest junk food possible, as he hops over to kitchen counter where his PokeGear had last been abandoned.]

And I'll go shopping tomorrow. Maybe I'll even take requests.
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[personal profile] batsdontdance 2015-02-17 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
You even manage to take the childish enjoyment out of pizza.

[Vegetarian style has never been Dick's forte; he got what was delicious, and mostly what was cheap. So basically, anything that was unhealthy. Not much had changed since they day they'd pig out in the Teen Titans' headquarters as barely-teens.

He wasn't even sure Blud Pie had Magherita, but he has the money to spring for it from whoever does. And hey, at least Damian wasn't one of those kids who were indecisive and indirect so he had to guess what he wanted.]


'Course it's alright. [He wouldn't have offered if it wasn't. Maybe. But he's so nonchalant about the subject of Bruce's anger that you might think he's not even paying attention as he taps some buttons on his gear.]

Do you know how many times I've made Bruce angry? [A little more than the number of time he's tried to fire him or bench him. It used to be the scariest part about being Bruce's partner, about his childhood and adolescence, to see the man cross or disappointed with him. It was less so, nowadays.]

I can take the fury of a Noivern scorned.
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[personal profile] batsdontdance 2015-02-17 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[There was no pizza in the world that Dick wanted that wasn't partially a cheese monstrosity. And Wally would just be disappointed if he came over and found any other leftover in his fridge.]

He kicked me out of the house at least twice. [Damian may not want to ask, but Dick doesn't mind telling; not now, years later, with a close family member. A part of him is even smirking, as if he's remembering with fondness. Which couldn't be totally true, because they weren't exactly the best times in his life. But he didn't need to share that part.] A few more times I just ran away myself. Kinda like what you're doing now.

[It had taken a long time and a lot of years to work up to the kind of respect and understanding the two had today.

He takes a moment to consider Damian's request, humming thoughtfully as he multi-tasked; this was becoming even less and less like a night off. But Damian was... stressed, and he had to admit-- he missed working with a partner sometimes.

So, he shrugs his shoulders.]
Why not. Guess it wouldn't hurt to let off some steam.
batsdontdance: (achooooo)

[personal profile] batsdontdance 2015-02-18 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Every Robin has their spat.

[It happened with Jason. Happened with Tim. Happened with Steph a lot. And it wasn't the first time Bruce grounded someone "for their own good." Though... ending the world was a might bit of a different problem, he had to admit.

Bruce would be stubborn about it, but Dick and Damian were both just as stubborn as him.

He didn't bat an eye when Damian came to land on his arm; even lifted his arm up a little so Damian could stand horizontally as he brought the PokeGear up to his ear and listened to it ring.]


Really? Tell me it doesn't have anything to do with that giant robot.
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[personal profile] batsdontdance 2015-02-21 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh yeah, giant robot fighting robot hobbies. That was normal.]

Oblivion Wing?

[His voice was part ways between amused and incredulous, though mostly the prior. "Oblivion Wing" was about the most ten year old thing he'd ever heard, and he'd been there when Wally an Garth were make up ridiculous attack names themselves,

He belayed continuing the conversation for a moment when the Italian Restaurant on the other end answered-- "One large vegetarian margherita pizza, fresh tomatoes and no sauce please--" and quickly placed his order before he hung up the gear and looked at Damian again.]


'Death Wing' does sound a lot more like something that's gonna bring about the end of the world. [What, is it too soon for jokes--]

How's it work?
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[personal profile] batsdontdance 2015-02-21 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
[OK yeah. That definitely sounded like a check in the 'gonna destroy the world if not careful' column. He made a mental note to mention the move to Barry when he paid a visit to the lab.

He was still kind of smirking in amusement at the sound of 'Oblivion Wing' (still totally adorable), but at least this time he didn't comment on it. In fact, the move does sound pretty impressive.]
Not bad, Li'l D.

I can't pay for your pizza if you turn me to stone, though. So how about you save that for a last resort.

[Seriously. Don't.]
batsdontdance: (this is the most wayneesque youve been)

[personal profile] batsdontdance 2015-02-23 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. You know how hard it is to find an Italian restaurant open at this hour? [Late night pizza places didn't really have fresh tomatoes to slice up.

He didn't swap back and forth like Damian did nowadays, but he didn't take offense to it-- he'd spent enough of his life in the wild, and what was considered 'rude' here was pretty commonplace in a travelling circus. When he was a kid he probably spent most of his time as a Swablu sitting on Alfred's head while he was cooking.

He pushed away from the kitchen counter, strolling back over to the living room before he flopped back on the couch. Maybe not the wisest decision when Damian was probably raring to go, but they at least had to wait for the pizza.]


Get too devastating and you'll fill up hospital beds instead of jail cells, you know. [Y'know the opposite of what they were aiming for??]
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[personal profile] batsdontdance 2015-03-09 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
It's Bludhaven. It's not exactly a metropolis of progress like Gotham is.

[He loves the 'haven, he really does. But Dick has always been set apart from the tastes and preferences of Bruce, Tim and Damian. He grew up poor. He liked the grit and grime of the streets instead of the clean tiles and caviar of some downtown penthouse. He wasn't born here, but Bludhaven feels like home. Not... quite the case with a bunch of his other friends and family.

But he was used to Damian's antsy-ness at least. At this point he hardly even batted an eye, and instead made himself comfortable, nudging himself into the soft back of the couch cushions as if he was actually nesting right now. Fill up stomachs, then patrol.]


Think of it this way; even if they're injured, it's a lot easier to break out of a hospital than a prison, don't you think?