[If only he were a little quieter, he would be a perfect feline substitute.]

Sooooooo boooooriiiiiinnnnnggggg.

[Mimicking with even more mockery right back. So take that.

(Keeping him sedated was certainly the only way to assure he'd actually stay in bed. He was already planning his route to at least get as far as the window once he could put weight on his legs.)

But lucky for Damian, the mess of his hair succeeded in eliciting a yawn when he was done with his sass, and his eyelids started to droop.]

Oh, yeah! But I think that wasn't out until the end of the month... The companies seriously won't be mad if we don't go to the theater to watch their movies...?

[He still wasn't used to this Billionaire business. All of the DVDs and video tapes he'd had at the circus were probably ancient.]