I do prefer ours, as well. For a child to be used as a pawn piece and taught to kill -- I can't think of anything crueler.

[ He would have given anything for his mother to join them, however. Damian never managed to give up the dream that his parents would one day get along.

Humming absently, he curls his arm more snugly around the boy at his side. ]

Well, that unpleasant business aside, at least you now know how impressive Alfred can be. Without bringing up the couch incident.