[ At least his hobbies don't include writing Disney movies about a boy and his dog, okay. ]

Plenty of hobbies. [ A grinding reiteration, distinctly grumpy - Dick's ear gets a tweak for his sass. His entirely on-par sass. These days, Damian's only real non-productive hobby is passing out in random locations to steal some sleep for an hour or so at a time.

(How did his father ever manage it all?) ]

There are much better stories. When I was younger, Alfred was even more daunting. He saved me, many times, from dangerous odds.

[ Damian's early years had certainly been fraught with danger. Batman hadn't known how to work with a partner that well, nor how to control his headstrong son. ]