Although he'd... actually kind of believe it if Damian knew everything. It's probably about as true as Damian being invincible but it was kind of Batman's job to be obsessive and creepy like that.
(Hopefully he hadn't heard all the jokes he'd made Damian and Titus starring in their own Disney movie.)]
...You need a better hobby. [Was his grumbled response. Even Tim didn't sit around watching every monitor in the house.
But still, he chuckles lightly (the only one who could ever overrule Tim was Alfred), and nuzzles back into Damian's side sleepily, even if Damian was still a total super jerk.]
I told them all about what happened when you bled all over the couch and made Alfie angry, so I they'll be too scared to touch the cupboards while he's awake.
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Although he'd... actually kind of believe it if Damian knew everything. It's probably about as true as Damian being invincible but it was kind of Batman's job to be obsessive and creepy like that.
(Hopefully he hadn't heard all the jokes he'd made Damian and Titus starring in their own Disney movie.)]
...You need a better hobby. [Was his grumbled response. Even Tim didn't sit around watching every monitor in the house.
But still, he chuckles lightly (the only one who could ever overrule Tim was Alfred), and nuzzles back into Damian's side sleepily, even if Damian was still a total super jerk.]
I told them all about what happened when you bled all over the couch and made Alfie angry, so I they'll be too scared to touch the cupboards while he's awake.
[Hehehe.]