I'm not hanging on the door, I'm hanging on the door frame.
[ Such a difference. Damian will not only pull his little ninja tricks all over the apartment, he'll also thoroughly test the limits of Jason's restrictions, and of his patience. However, he lets himself be plucked out of the air agreeably enough, even if he's giving the squash a dubious squint from his new position at the table. ]
I was watching the news--
[ Because that is completely normal for a child. ]
--and they were fighting about Harry Potter, and one lady said witchcraft is the Devil's work, and the other lady started talking about witches and pagan gods and stuff. I don't think either of them knew what they were talking about.
[ Children are really just mockingbirds in disguise, even very clever ones. He's quick to take up a pen, dragging the paper closer -- he likes to do art. ]
Cat faces are nice.
[ Acknowledgment, and an understated coyness, as he starts carefully drawing out the design. They've already had this talk, after another child brought in their cat for show-and-tell, that pets are a no-go for their household, but he's persistent, and patient when he's determined to wear Jason down, bit by bit. ]
VERY STABBY
[ Such a difference. Damian will not only pull his little ninja tricks all over the apartment, he'll also thoroughly test the limits of Jason's restrictions, and of his patience. However, he lets himself be plucked out of the air agreeably enough, even if he's giving the squash a dubious squint from his new position at the table. ]
I was watching the news--
[ Because that is completely normal for a child. ]
--and they were fighting about Harry Potter, and one lady said witchcraft is the Devil's work, and the other lady started talking about witches and pagan gods and stuff. I don't think either of them knew what they were talking about.
[ Children are really just mockingbirds in disguise, even very clever ones. He's quick to take up a pen, dragging the paper closer -- he likes to do art. ]
Cat faces are nice.
[ Acknowledgment, and an understated coyness, as he starts carefully drawing out the design. They've already had this talk, after another child brought in their cat for show-and-tell, that pets are a no-go for their household, but he's persistent, and patient when he's determined to wear Jason down, bit by bit. ]