[ Jason looks over at his kid with an unimpressed expression. ]
Damian, we talked about hanging onto the doors.
[ AKA: don't do it. Climb on top of things meant to be climbed on, not the interior of their apartment. ]
And since did I have pagan gods? Where did you even hear this stuff? [ He was fairly certain they didn't cover paganism in preschool. Pretty sure, anyway. Maybe he should ask one of the other parents. Jason walks over, scooping Damian out of the air and takes him back to the table, depositing him in a chair. ] No, this is for fun. Think of it like an art project.
[ Jason pulls some nearby paper and pens over in front of Damian. ] You carve faces on them and put candles inside so they glow. You can put whatever you want, we just gotta be careful that the whole thing doesn't collapse. Like-- a cat face. That would be nice.
MUCH PUMPKIN!!!
Damian, we talked about hanging onto the doors.
[ AKA: don't do it. Climb on top of things meant to be climbed on, not the interior of their apartment. ]
And since did I have pagan gods? Where did you even hear this stuff? [ He was fairly certain they didn't cover paganism in preschool. Pretty sure, anyway. Maybe he should ask one of the other parents. Jason walks over, scooping Damian out of the air and takes him back to the table, depositing him in a chair. ] No, this is for fun. Think of it like an art project.
[ Jason pulls some nearby paper and pens over in front of Damian. ] You carve faces on them and put candles inside so they glow. You can put whatever you want, we just gotta be careful that the whole thing doesn't collapse. Like-- a cat face. That would be nice.